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[–] TrousersMcPants 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

This implies we were given a choice

[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So OP doesn't know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP's meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don't know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who says needing lotion means it's being done wrong?

How does that have anything to do with buddy outing himself for not washing his penis?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Smegma gang" was a dig at "Foreskin gang" in the meme. Which was making fun of circumcised people for "needing" lotion to masturbate.

So if he's outing his dick cheese, then OP is outing themself as chafing in some real sensitive spots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

But OP is saying they don't need lotion. And the comments are also quite mixed on the subject.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary

[–] ReiRose 8 points 10 months ago

The only choice that remains is if you'll do it to your children

[–] Sludgeyy 2 points 10 months ago

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

They should have said "Imagine being so incapable of washing your child's penis that you need a bunch of it removed."

A child's penis in a dirty diaper could get quite nasty with foreskin if the parents don't wash and change the diaper regularly.

The cleanliness thing is for the lack of parenting. And the parents make that choice.