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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So OP doesn't know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP's meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don't know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who says needing lotion means it's being done wrong?

How does that have anything to do with buddy outing himself for not washing his penis?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Smegma gang" was a dig at "Foreskin gang" in the meme. Which was making fun of circumcised people for "needing" lotion to masturbate.

So if he's outing his dick cheese, then OP is outing themself as chafing in some real sensitive spots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But OP is saying they don't need lotion. And the comments are also quite mixed on the subject.