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[–] someguy3 74 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Who are those 29% who voted for B C and D? Trolls?

[–] rifugee 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or additional dumbasses. Dumbass is not an uncommon trait, after all.

[–] ozymandias117 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Tbf, I kind of want to know how much zebraforce my car gets now, though

[–] rifugee 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A zebra is closer to the size of a donkey than a horse, and donkeys have about 5 horsepower, so a 200hp car would be about 40zf (zebra force). Also, since horses actually have about 15 horsepower, that same car would be about 13ahp (actual horse power). Llamas are also about the size of a donkey, so probably similar numbers.

Disclaimer: I'm not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.

[–] grue 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.

But is your donkey a scientist?

[–] rifugee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's a scientologist. Same thing, right?

[–] grue 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In that case, ask him where Shelly Miscavige is for me.

[–] rifugee 3 points 8 months ago

He says that she's alive and well and has been busy devoting her time to Scientology and is definitely not dead or being held captive or anything, so I shouldn't "worry my pretty head about it, sweet cheeks." I should note that he was born in the 40's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Horsepower isn't a measure of how much power one horse can produce at any time, but rather over an entire day. It's roughly the number of horses an engine could replace running 24/7.

Running a horse at 15 horsepower would tire it out rather quickly, so you'd need many teams of horses rotated around to maintain 15 horsepower.

[–] misterdoctor 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] WoolyNelson 5 points 8 months ago

Llamathrust needs to replace horsepower.

[–] JeeBaiChow 8 points 8 months ago

Agreed. The ratio is particularly high at maga rallies and anti vaccine drives.

[–] troglodytis 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some humans just want to watch the world burn

[–] foggianism 8 points 8 months ago

I would have voted for Llamathrust, because it's just such a funny word.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the voting system you see the audience use is completely fake and the graphs are predetermined before the show is taped.

[–] RagingRobot 11 points 8 months ago

It was probably this guy's family sitting out in the audience lol. Must be no horse where they come from.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The charitable interpretation is — for maybe some of them anyway — people who wanted to make it look like it wasn't that obvious of an answer and make him feel less bad about it