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[–] grue 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.

But is your donkey a scientist?

[–] rifugee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's a scientologist. Same thing, right?

[–] grue 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In that case, ask him where Shelly Miscavige is for me.

[–] rifugee 3 points 10 months ago

He says that she's alive and well and has been busy devoting her time to Scientology and is definitely not dead or being held captive or anything, so I shouldn't "worry my pretty head about it, sweet cheeks." I should note that he was born in the 40's.