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[–] grue 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.

But is your donkey a scientist?

[–] rifugee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's a scientologist. Same thing, right?

[–] grue 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In that case, ask him where Shelly Miscavige is for me.

[–] rifugee 3 points 9 months ago

He says that she's alive and well and has been busy devoting her time to Scientology and is definitely not dead or being held captive or anything, so I shouldn't "worry my pretty head about it, sweet cheeks." I should note that he was born in the 40's.