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[–] grasshopper_mouse 133 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Had an absolute asshole of a Lieutenant over my platoon while deployed to Iraq. We get there and they're issuing out bed linens. We're all thrilled because we're getting actual beds and not cots. This motherfucker refuses the linens because "they have flowers on them", then proceeds to demand a cot for himself. He slept in the cot in his sleeping bag instead.

He was also Mormon, attempted to proselytize every second he got, and proudly declared his virginity (he was in his late 20s at the time) when NO ONE ASKED to hear about that shit.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Aztecs, that would cut hearts out of people and fought with clubs edged with razor sharp rocks, worshipped a flower god (Xōchipilli) and a hummingbird god (Huītzilōpōchtli), those pansies.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I’m going to be honest here - being surrounded by hummingbirds is terrifying. Not only does the buzzing and needle beaks make you think of the mosquitos in jumanji, but they also teleport from place to place while hovering.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, what do you mean by a cot? In my British English a cot is what babies sleep in and has tall bars on the sides to stop them falling out. I'm guessing this isn't the same.

[–] grasshopper_mouse 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My bad, I didn't realize it was called by another name elsewhere. It looks just like this [USGI Military Folding Cot https://a.co/d/c0K3vCF](USGI Military Folding Cot https://a.co/d/c0K3vCF)

What do they call those where you're from?

To be fair, that LT would feel right at home in what you're describing (we call that a "crib" in the US), he was such an ignorant ass.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In the UK a crib is a smaller cot for newborns. And what you call a cot looks like a stretcher with trampoline legs, I haven't ever seen one of these to hear what Brits call them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's called a camp bed.

[–] AnyOldName3 13 points 1 year ago

So really, it presents as gayer than a regular bed and the whole endeavour was counterproductive.

[–] ccunning 2 points 1 year ago

I guess what’s called a ‘crib’ in the UK is what we’d call a ‘bassinet’ in the US?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Surely there is a name for it in Brittain since their soldiers probably use something similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Probably, but I'm not/don't interact often with soldiers, so I don't know

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes called a "camp bed" but I've heard cot in the US

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_bed

[–] Nanomerce 10 points 1 year ago

it's like a glorified stretcher