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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

meanwhile we laugh at Americans for not being able to tell where germany lies

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm American and I don't know where Ohio or Germany is.

[–] WraithGear 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m American and I don’t know where Oreo is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's probably in your local supermarket no?

[–] Decoy321 7 points 1 year ago

A correct answer is:

In my belly.

[–] MrDirectorAgent 17 points 1 year ago

The only reason to know where Ohio is is to avoid going there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Also American. I know where Germany is because I've had buddies from Germany, which made it useful information. Ditto Romania, Nigeria, and South Korea. I will remember X country when there is something of personal significance about it and apparently not before.

I don't know where Ohio is and will never learn, because there is nothing IN Ohio, and they know there's nothing in Ohio because they're still LYING ABOUT THE AIRPLANE.

[–] Deuces 2 points 1 year ago

Tell me you're from Best Carolina without telling me you're from Best Carolina

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago

There are two things in Ohio. Kings Island, and Cedar Point, though both are close enough to other states that Indiana could annex Kings Island, and Michigan could annex Cedar Point, but then they'd have to take Cincinnati and Toledo respectively and ain't nobody got time for that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 year ago

It's the chonky one in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair most Germans know where America is.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes this one is honestly a bit apples to oranges-ish, I can kinda understand though because Germany is about the size of a single US state.

Though it's very hard to fuck up western Europe if you ever looked at a world map. Western Europe only has a handful of countries.

Compared to a country of 50 or so states where only 3 have a memorable shape (California, Texas, Florida), one has a memorable location (Alaska) and NYC being a household name.

[–] Takumidesh 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Includes Alaska but not Hawaii for memorable locations.

Completely disregards Michigan for memorable shapes.

Refers to NYC as a state.

I'm starting to think you may be an imposter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hawaii is way further away from the US than Alaska I forgot it belonged to the US because of that, I am sorry if that offended anyone.

I would consider Michigan a memorable shape if it wasn't cut in half. As someone that's not from the US, without specifically going out of my way to learn about Michigans shape I would have expected the shape that actually represents Michigan to be two different states.

And yes, technically NYC itself isn't a state but honestly it's close enough to the actual name, that if I told natives I'm going to the state of NYC they'd know I'm talking about New York and am just being ignorant, and knowing where NYC is, most people could point out the state of New York on a map.

And yes, I am an imposter because I am from Germany and not the US.

[–] Takumidesh 2 points 1 year ago

I was just poking some fun 😊

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No worries! If you ever saw the Hawaiian flag that would be all kinds of confusing because they are clearly claiming to be a British Commonwealth state, despite never being part of the British Empire. They just liked the Union Jack so much that they slapped it in the upper left corner of the flag. That was back when they were still a kingdom though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hawaii and alaska are simply forgotten as states entirely, and in my experience the same goes for new mexico which blends together with texas and arizona.

Seriously who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have a state called "new mexico" right next to a COUNTRY called "mexico"?

[–] GlitterNinja 2 points 1 year ago

In addition to Michigan and the three op named, I would also argue Minnesota and Louisiana (shaped like an L, the first letter of the state’s name) have distinctive/memorable shapes.

[–] Clent 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Europe has all those small weird countries. Trying to label them as an American is impossible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only just as hard as labeling the US states

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Animaniacs made that one easy. Do you have an animated bouncing song for just Europe? Cause their world geography song doesn't work nearly as well as the US state capital/location song.

https://youtu.be/MSvJ9SN8THE

[–] Deuces 1 points 1 year ago

We can't do New England much better than we can Eastern Europe. But at least we're relatively consistent. I wasted so many brain cells on Piedmont Sardinia, French Netherlands, Poland, Poland again, Poland the third, Prussia, and the UK but now none of them are part of Europe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, I have trouble labeling most south eastern european countries correctly as a European myself. Though I was specifically talking about western Europe in this case which isn't as fragmented.

[–] Clent 1 points 1 year ago

Can you find Andorra on a map? What about without border outlines?

I doubt 90% of Americans know it exists.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure but that's only equivalent to an American knowing where Europe is, as a lot of US states are as large as a lot of European countries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But they're still states. States are internal divisions and only meaningful within the US. From an outside perspective there are very few differences between states, nowhere close to the differences between different countries.

Similar to how we don't talk about states or other divisions of china, even though there are probably divisions with more people than half of Europe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

fair enough, it's just that learning all countries in North America is a lot easier than those in Europe

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago

You might not. As an American I've found it useful to know the difference between Sezchuan and Fouzhou. I do know and have worked for a fair number of Chinese immigrants though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really, as a European I can tell you where all the countries in the north American continent are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

all 3 of em? wow what an accomplishment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're forgetting 20 countries.

North America doesn't end at Mexico, it ends at Panama, and it also includes the Caribbean.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it was pointed out already thank you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't see that, maybe a de-federated post to my instance.

[–] Clent 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Latin America and the Caribbean are part of North America.

Hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Right, my bad. I don't know those countries though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a third? Oh bugger 😝

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada, US, Mexico, Cuba and apparently a bunch more I forgot about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh damn. I thought there was Canada and Not Canada.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

that also works

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The John Oliver bit will never get old for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't find a good video but it's the one where he names a country and places its name on a world map. Then shows that it wasn't that country at all to show his viewers are bad at world geography.

That was a terribly unfunny explanation by me. But I like the bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's it! Thanks for finding it.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are tons of examples over the years, that's just one compilation of many