mindbleach

Shareholders own the company. Their private ownership is only "public" in that they can sell off their share, to anyone.

It's a joint-stock company. Of course that's capitalism. Jesus fucking Christ.

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps.

'But the laaaaaaaw!'

Ignoring ethics is why you're wrong about this. Nobody's arguing non-existence - and you can't win an argument against nobody. The issue is something else, as I've repeatedly explained to you, but alas, you are functionally illiterate.

"I thought you had it!"

Easily the worst song on a killer album.

'We're deliberately rejecting this law.'

'But the law!'

'Laws can be changed.'

'But the law!'

'This law is bad.'

'But the law!'

'Civil disobedience is strategic.'

'But the law!'

'Do you speak English?'

'But the law!'

Alongside the finger-wag to oooh-so-scary report me, yeah, I'm about done humoring you. You know less than nothing, you patience vampire. Next time try to act less stupid.

Oh my god, you think that's a threat. Go right ahead. Do it. I fucking dare you. Say the worst things you can imagine about me - your imagination is sorely lacking.

What a perfect cap to this inability to imagine anything but the status quo. On being asked why you're lying to me, about me, you think you can threaten to run and tattle. To whom, fucknuts? The mod of this community is one of the people whose behavior you're incapable of understanding. The admins don't give a damn about sufficiently polite efforts to drag sense out of you.

That you pair this with once again dismissively calling someone "kid" is masterful stupidity. It's dumber than what I'd make up, as a joke. Bravissimo. You perfect fool.

Calling it: they're not inside Zimmy's mind. They're normal, because this is reality.

The reveal for which might be Kat showing up as herself.

The grapes of wrath aren't usually so literal.

I prefer the one with the cups.

Is that Alan Davies?

Address bar opening in a new tab was a great tool while it lasted.

Nowadays the best you can do is make your blank-tab page actually fucking blank.