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IBM under fire as return-to-office order suspected of replacing human staff with AI
(www.techradar.com)
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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How does that work?
"JOHNSON! NO MORE WORK FROM HOME!!"
"Ok boss, I'm here. Is my old desk still here?"
"No, we replaced you with a robot. The AI messed up. It said no more work from home. It should have said no more work. You're fired. We have free artificial labor now. And no one is going to fight a civil war over slave ROBOTS!!!"
off in the distance "You wanna bet on that? Judgement day! Hasta La Vista....Baby!"
terminator shoots the CEO dead, and turns to Johnson
"Your clothes....give them to me."
"But you're already wearing jeans and a leather jacket...."
"I know.....I want to see Johnson's Johnson."
".......what?"
"I NEED DICK!!! I'M A SEX DOLL CYBERNET MODEL 101!!!"
"........I think I downloaded the wrong movie....."
"PUT IT INSIDE ME! DO IT! DO IT NOW!"
nervous johnson noises
Edit: dammit.....I'm a mod here. I probably shouldn't be posting joke comments as a mod.....fuck it I'm leaving it, unless someone is offended.
Your shorts, your shirt, give them to me.