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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Not on Lemmy. Om Lemmy you're 50% German, 50% American unless proven otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

π•―π–Žπ–Šπ–˜π–Š π•Άπ–”π–’π–’π–Šπ–“π–™π–†π–—π–˜π–Šπ–π–™π–Žπ–”π–“ π–Žπ–˜π–™ π–“π–šπ–“ π–Ÿπ–š π•±π–šπ–Šπ–“π–‹π–Ÿπ–Žπ–Œ π•»π–—π–”π–Ÿπ–Šπ–“π–™ π•°π–Žπ–Œπ–Šπ–“π–™π–šπ–’ π–‰π–Šπ–— π•­π–šπ–“π–‰π–Šπ–˜π–—π–Šπ–•π–šπ–‡π–‘π–Žπ– π•―π–Šπ–šπ–™π–˜π–ˆπ–π–‘π–†π–“π–‰!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I have blocked sooooo many german communities and several german instances.

I browse all to get as much new content as possible.

But I have to block a shitload of stuff I am not interested in seeing.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nej, jag kan inte Tyska, men om du vill kan vi prata Svenska! (:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ik versta daar dus allebij helemaal niks van. Wel leuk, zo'n internationale draad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

akkor a kurva anyΓ‘d

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fel sprΓ₯k Γ€r jag rΓ€dd, fΓΆrsΓΆk igen! (:

[–] roguetrick 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tackar tackar, jag har inte ens duschat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

jach ki'imak in wΓ³ol yo'osal Google Translate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I took German in highschool, but all that’s left is: Darf ich aufs Klo gehen?

[–] Iron_Lynx 1 points 1 month ago

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tja, da verpasst du was...

Just learn German. Just do it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Γ„h, du kan vΓ€l lika gΓ€rna lΓ€ra dig Svenska, det blir enklare fΓΆr oss bΓ₯da! (:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking of doing that if I actually move to Finland.

Having been to Finland before I know that it's not very useful in everyday situations but it's still useful and way easier to learn than finnish. Especially as I speak German.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There are parts on Finland where Swedish is the primary laguage even over Finnish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have filtered out some terms: elon musk and donald trump

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

There was a fair amount of French language posts too, not sure how much quality and engagement they have.

[–] Iron_Lynx 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Als een warm bad

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Du irrst dich, Brudi - niemand spricht Deutsch hier.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Se hablΓ‘s castellano entonces complica, ya que no hablo. Excepto cuando borracho*. AΓΊn asi, no es castellano, es mΓ‘s como portitaΓ±ol...

*de veras, che. Una vodca hoy serΓ­a genial.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Da hast du wohl recht, ich habe noch kein einziges "du hast mich" bis jetzt (Verwenden Sie fΓΌr den zitierten Teil nicht Google Translate)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ich habe noch kein einziges β€œdu hast mich” bis jetzt

Auch weil alles Liebe in Lemmy ist, ja? /witz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

das oder neunundneunzig Luftballons 🎈

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

FIGLIO DI TROIA

[–] almar_quigley 8 points 1 month ago

Just like Reddit was back in the day.

[–] SassyRamen 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ja ech waar, ik maak geen gein

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just like Geilenkirchen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm Scottish and don't know what the fuck % I am.

I'm guessing 67% German, 22% American at this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I assume 70% European 30% whatever else, although that depends on the instance. Of the instance gives any indication I just assume that.