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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Officers allegedly raided the diagnostic center, located in the Van Nuys neighborhood of Los Angeles, thinking it was a front for an illegal cannabis cultivation facility, pointing to higher-than-usual energy use and the “distinct odor” of cannabis plants, according to the lawsuit.

MRI machine probably draws quite a bit

[–] stoly 93 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The real takeaway here is that they bullshitted smelling an odor of cannabis when there was none as an excuse to justify starting the raid in the first place. Some officer(s) lied on a form somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know if there is any single takeaway here, this story is just fucking ridiculous on every single level.

  1. They bullshited themselves into a search warrant based on typical cannabis "investigation methods".
  2. In a state where recreational cannabis use is legal.
  3. Persisted in the search even after their main argument for it, high energy usage indicating a grow-op, fell away when it was clear it was indeed a medical facility.
  4. Made the motherfucking "Gun flies to MRI" TV trope a certified reality. This is a thing that verifiably happened now.
  5. Instead of getting help, used a sealed (!) emergency shutdown button...
  6. ...which damaged the machine. And released thousands of dollars worth of helium gas.
  7. Forgot their loaded magazine on the ground.

This can't be real. I'm fucking dying over here. Please let there be bodycam footage of the cop speaking in a high pitched voice after. (I know the helium was probably not released into the room, but one can hope I guess)

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 16 points 2 months ago

Made the motherfucking "Gun flies to MRI" TV trope a certified reality. This is a thing that verifiably happened now.

All those writers and directors who were laughed at and mocked have now been vindicated.

[–] Breezy 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

5 . Instead of getting help, used a sealed (!) emergency shutdown button...

The sealed shutdown was definitely behind glass which the cop smashed with the nearest object just like in every movie

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Didn't they recently rule that cops can no longer use the "I smelled weed" excuse as reasonable suspicion/probable cause? Maybe that was just one state.

Seems doubly ridiculous that this happened in California

[–] Serinus 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And if it did smell like weed near the MRI place, you know what I'd suspect? That's a venn diagram with cancer patients in the middle.

You really want to crack down on cancer patients?

[–] stoly 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The answer has always been yes.

Look, WA was one of the first states to legalize, just weeks after CO. There was a police officer in Seattle who had to be reassigned because he kept writing tickets to people with weed even though it was legal. The point? Right-wing nuts are antisocial.

[–] Maggoty 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Arizona was sending people to prison even though they had the medical marijuana card on them. It took the State Supreme Court to tell them they couldn't just redefine words to say the new law didn't count for edibles and vapes.

[–] AeonFelis 16 points 2 months ago

You are using critical thinking. Please stop.

[–] Maggoty 6 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, you've been disqualified from any chance of employment as a police officer. You've shown entirely too much critical thinking here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think that was illinois during traffic stops

[–] bizzle 4 points 2 months ago

It has personally saved my ass 👍

[–] Khanzarate 10 points 2 months ago

That was Illinois but honestly it's just obvious in any state with a recreational/medicinal use law.

It's ridiculous they're allowed to keep using it as an excuse in general.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 31 points 2 months ago

claiming the odor of pot is, was, and will always be a bullshit lie and manufacturing of probable cause.

[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it even a justification? That's legal in California.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It is until the court system tells them it isn't. Illinois recently did that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Cut off the motherfucker's nose, let's all recognize potsmeller when he's walking down the street.

Argh, the fucking police being powertripping cunts really gets me going.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or an employee regularly smokes a joint in the alley. Article says there was one employee in the office during the raid.

[–] stoly 1 points 2 months ago

Yep. And that would have been legal anyway. This was really about ring-wing zealots being right-wing.

[–] dogslayeggs 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Doctors are just a bunch of overeducated assholes who think they are smarter than everyone else. What could they possibly be doing with all that electricity?"

  • LAPD probably
[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Experts- what do they know? I definitely smelled weed."

[–] dogslayeggs 10 points 2 months ago

"Do you think it's the clearly sick looking person in a gown standing outside the building labeled a medical facility with a handrolled cigarette that smells like weed?"

"Nah, that's just someone who is buying weed from them."

[–] meco03211 6 points 2 months ago

"Trust me, I'm an expert."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

MRI machine probably draws quite a bit

Not after dumbass broke it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

it most certainly drew a lot of energy while the gun was inside of it lol