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[–] shalafi 98 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

That's honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I've ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I'm an atheist and this is gross.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In what world are carpenters scrawny.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

[–] pyre 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so he didn't need muscles to do anything

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.

[–] VelvetStorm 2 points 5 months ago

And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive.

[–] random_character_a 21 points 5 months ago

Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

[–] ikidd 18 points 5 months ago

That would be Supply-side Jesus.

[–] MehBlah 16 points 5 months ago

That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 5 months ago

They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree.

[–] pyre 10 points 5 months ago

to be fair to you, technically those are other words.

[–] corus_kt 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.

Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

[–] EncryptKeeper 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money. You can bet your bottom dollar if you took that line out of the pledge though conservatives would have a fit over “Woke revisionism” even though it itself is a revision.