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[–] TropicalDingdong 449 points 6 months ago (34 children)

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[–] DeathbringerThoctar 245 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] babeuh 234 points 6 months ago (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 6 months ago (1 children)

YAY!!!! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!!

[–] babeuh 128 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Again? Sure

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[–] britishblaze 84 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Just one more time... I want it, no, NEED it one more time

[–] citrusface 79 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I got you.

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[–] Plopp 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yo sorry I got distracted thinking about that orange fuckface being found guilty, could you start over?

[–] techt 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to support.

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[–] loie 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] babeuh 9 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

This is absolute brilliance.

[–] babeuh 24 points 6 months ago
[–] babeuh 29 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It flows so nicely wouldn't you say?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Which count of guilty is your favorite?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

There's just something about Count #26 that resonates with me.

[–] babeuh 5 points 6 months ago

It has to be 28, it's just such a wonderful one, the felony itself is great, and there's all that tension building.. simply extraordinay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Has to be #34. Sitting there listening to the perfect run of guilty charges... You get to 31-32 and it's like you're holding a winning lottery ticket thinking "there's no way we get every single one"...

[–] Wogi 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry can I get it once more, I was watering my sofa

[–] babeuh 3 points 6 months ago

Well of course you may, it would be a terribly sad thing to miss

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[–] spirinolas 3 points 6 months ago

It does. I'll write a song with those lyrics.

[–] IchNichtenLichten 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] khannie 4 points 6 months ago

OOOOhhhh it's a snaaake!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

badger badger, badger badger

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 6 months ago

One for Martin, two for Martin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's beautiful.

[–] CatsGoMOW 66 points 6 months ago

I’m so close.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I'm almost there...

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