Up until now I thought he was only a theoretical physicist!

It was founded by a group of monks from the southern USA. Rather than building a chapel, they chose to live in a series of underground tunnels. The nearest town only saw the elusive monks once a year, when they would break their usual stoic diet and make traditional southern fried chicken for everyone in town.

They were known as the deep friars.

That's a huge red flag, that is!

He's all right now.

He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Sure, it sounds easy, but the process is painstaking!

I bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Whoa, let’s pause here. Can you help me name my emotions? That’s right, I’m mad. What else? Confused. Annoyed. Good. Thanks, buddy. I’m sorry I scared you—I just really wanted to use this thesaurus to find the right words for my construction joke. But even grown-ups get angry sometimes. We’re all learning.

The ICU.

Aye aye do.

A meowntain.

It just dozen add up.

... It's how often you have to get up from where you're sitting. It's unbelievable.

It's pretty straightforward.

You bacon it in the oven!

Newlywebs.

I drove my Chevy to the Levys', but the Levys were dry.

A lambslide.

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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ok it's enough....

Da brie was everywhere!