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Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid to c/dadjokes

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I bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Whoa, let’s pause here. Can you help me name my emotions? That’s right, I’m mad. What else? Confused. Annoyed. Good. Thanks, buddy. I’m sorry I scared you—I just really wanted to use this thesaurus to find the right words for my construction joke. But even grown-ups get angry sometimes. We’re all learning.

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[–] Bahalex 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m glad Mcsweeny and its lists are still going and still humorous. I’d recommend doing a deep dive into the lists going back -even 20 years oh dang it been a while.