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[-] TeddE 22 points 10 months ago

🙄 C'mon, we expect better from you.

Knock knock

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@loopy we have standards around here. 😜

[-] loopy 15 points 10 months ago

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

[-] Crackhappy 7 points 10 months ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thank you

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink 2 points 8 months ago

This one is brilliant. Best joke on the whole channel :p

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