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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident?
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You sure he's fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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He sees a whole different side of things now.
Man, we've definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he's fully recovered now!
And now the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless
He's mostly armless
Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?
Yeah. Though now that you mention it, I never found out the name of his other leg.