Working as a crane operator can be really a uplifting job!
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Polishing a mirror is a job I can see myself doing.
Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am with electrical work.
I don't know, it got me down quite often too
You know what they say, what comes up must go down.
Construction is a good way to build character, but you sure do deal with a lot of tools.
Sometimes, when I've been drilling through siding all day, it really feels like I've hit a brick wall...
I think that means you should stop...
I once drilled all the way through the concrete wall at Home Depot on accident. It cost a ton of money to fix. Whoops! Check your depth gauges for slippage every now and then, people!
Hanging sheetrock is screwing in every position imaginable, in every room of the house.
and if you've done your job well, there's mud in all the cracks
And sometimes road work can leave you stuck at a dead-end.
And you never know, driving truck may put you down in the dumps.
I saw that coming a mile away.
Warning...probably an uncle joke...
I used to play in a orchestra until I popped my g-string while fingering a minor...
I may of also blown the f-hole on another piece ...
Tryna strike a chord
and it's probably A minoooor