Rules for Rock, Paper, Scissors have been updated : 196

[–] jopepa 80 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Cop, Heffer, Sniffers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nice

[–] jopepa 11 points 10 months ago

Thanks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Step 1, to play the heffer you will need to adjust your bones with a large mallet

[–] jopepa 7 points 10 months ago

That’s their tell; the broken fingers always throw Heffers.

[–] ZombieMantis 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nice! Cop, Heffer, Hound has a nice ring to it, I think

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

🐄🐖🐕!

[+] KISSmyOS 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cop, Cow, Dog to keep the alliteration, or Pig, Cow, Dog to have three animals.

[–] DillyDaily 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't alliteration when the same letter is used? So "cop cow canine" is alliterative because of the letter "C", while "Cop, Cow, Dog" just has repetitive beats/syllables.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're right. Alliteration is repeating consonants. Repeating vowels is called assonance.

[–] DillyDaily 7 points 10 months ago

Assonance, I had never heard of this, so cool that there's a word for it! thank you for teaching me 😊

[–] TragicNotCute 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Studies show that people pick K-9 65% of the time. Just a little tip for everyone to help you win your games.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 15 points 10 months ago

Man, I know police like to shoot dogs, but even their own?!

[–] AngryCommieKender 15 points 10 months ago

See what they aren't telling you is that the cow is into that, and the dog was just fulfilling the cows kink. The cow was protecting his doggo friend from the criminal on patrol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Dog, deputy, cow, lizard, Spock.

[–] nifty 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kick beats tase, tase beats bite, bite beats kick?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kick beats pig, pig beats bite, bite beats kick.

[–] nifty 2 points 10 months ago

Kick beats pig, but not tase tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The circle of liffffeee!!!