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[–] FancyManacles 100 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What did they do to deserve that?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They know what they did. The bathroom will never be the same again.

[–] wreckedcarzz 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Alright, who shit out 50 potatoes all over the Walmart bathroom? And how did you swallow them WHOLE? I have to check all your buttholes for potato reside, nobody leaves without an examination. gloves snap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Now this, sounds like my kind of party.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, I don't know when this video will ever be more relevant.

https://youtu.be/UakbcKb_154?si=709OvbxmG5GOemYQ

[–] surewhynotlem 22 points 9 months ago

Why does this even exist?!

Very spot on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That links to a reupload, here is the original:

https://youtu.be/r3fD5FPQBtI?si=WKdIA2K7Vyq3h5tu

[–] wreckedcarzz 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Perfection. Utter perfection.

[–] tamal3 6 points 9 months ago

I was just thinking about this meme last week, wondering how to contextualize it. No need to wonder so much now. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A meme once told me that Ohio has the most NASA astronauts of any state. I wonder what they're trying so hard to get away from.

[–] bitwaba 23 points 9 months ago

on April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the moon to get the crippled Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Jim Lovell did what every person from Ohio dreams of: getting as far away as humanly possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The most wright brothers too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

One time I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

[–] problematicPanther 29 points 9 months ago

A fate worse that death.

[–] GraniteM 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Man, I envy those with an aesthetic eye that can translate powerful messages like this with simple changes. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (10 children)
[–] themeatbridge 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Ohio is basically Florida without beaches or Disneyworld.

[–] edgemaster72 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When the rivers catch fire do you really want a beach?

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Technically there are beaches on the Lake Erie shore. Last time I checked, they were not on fire, but probably would have been improved by fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not technically. There are some very nice beaches on the lake. And while they're not currently burning... they probably SHOULD be on fire because they're some of the most absurdly expensive properties in NE Ohio. Just Google images of Bay Village.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

mountains and corn.

Lots of corn.

loooooooooooots of corn......

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 9 months ago

And soybeans. But no mountains.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Fuck Disney. We got Cedar Point... America's Roller Coast!

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[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

For starters: Air Force Museum, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, several professional sports teams, gorgeous parks, the best amusement park in the US, and nearly 12 million people.

[–] not_that_guy05 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland browns, are we really calling them professionals?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Reds and Cavs are breathing a sigh of relief that you forgot about them

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

TIL football is the only sport

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[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and nearly 12 million people.

who wish they were somewhere else.

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know how many astronauts are from Ohio? There's such a drive to escape that state that some people feel they need to leave the planet entirely.

In all seriousness, I think that it's a great state to be from.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I imagine Ohio isn't really that bad. Mostly because I've never been there.

[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 9 months ago

Completely by chance, I've lived half my life in various parts of Ohio.

It's not hell, but I like other places better overall. There are specific things and people that I miss, but most of those people also left.

It's the Midwest. It's where Americans are bred before they move to the West Coast.

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[–] doingless 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Toledo, Dayton, Youngstown, Lima, Hocking Hills, the edge of Appalachia and lots of corn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

There's also some Amish folk, Swensons, Melt and the, home of Devo, Halle Berry and Dr. Beverly Crusher.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Corn and hicks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Something driving people to strive to leave the planet entirely. Based on NASA astronaut states of origin.

[–] PRUSSIA_x86 4 points 9 months ago

Lots of chill people, a few assholes, decent weather, and the Big Basket.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

At least it's not Florida?

[–] friendlycheese 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

In michigan that would be a threat

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[–] gmtom 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But I thought ohio is for lovers?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Not the passive aggressive politeness syndrome!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Mr Rizzlectric send the trans people to the skibidis office and have them ohio'd.

[–] Godric 4 points 9 months ago

Damn, what a hateful shirt.

[–] AllonzeeLV 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"...Is fascist execution still on the table?"

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