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[–] Delphia 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think he also took a shit.

[–] YoorWeb 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] bizarrocullen 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean this could've been avoided if he peed while sitting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't care what anyone says, pissing while sitting is better in every way

[–] RaoulDook 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OK how about for a piss and shit covered public toilet seat?

I bet you'd prefer to stand and piss then. It's a privilege to enjoy, don't forget that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Nah that's just extra texture for the full public bathroom experience

[–] irmoz 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idiot shouldn't have tried overtaking on such a narrow road.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Probably riding his brakes instead of downshifting on too steep of a grade.

[–] moistclump 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wonder if that was an intentional overtake or something gone wrong mechanically. I hope everyone’s okay.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 10 months ago

Those trees certainly aren't.

[–] phoneymouse 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah I suspect he couldn’t stop, but I imagine it would be better to go left and hit the other truck than over a cliff. Better for him at least.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aww man now everyone's gonna know I was peeing!

[–] SuckMyWang 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fuck it, im just gonna keep pissing on this truck wreck

“Yo stop screaming, keep your mouth closed”

[–] F_Haxhausen 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The trucks and the way they're driving has me guessing southern Asia, the fact they're on a mountain road backs that too. Wherever it is it isn't western, parts of the US have and probably will again put people on the sex offender registry for taking a piss in the open like that, and I doubt Europe is much friendlier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Good news, public urinators!

Everyone’s favorite website reports Europe is friendlier.

[–] LwL 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People will judge you for it in most situations (aka when it's not a necessity out of emergency) but you're not likely to be charged for it and for sure not with anything sex related because... pissing isn't sexual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But you could be charged, so there's still a strong chilling effect where people are going to be afraid to piss outdoors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah the sheer possibly of being put on the "get murdered by vigilantes while the general public cheers" list certainly makes pissing your pants a more viable option for most people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Somebody has played some Geoguesser

[–] baked_tea 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] F_Haxhausen 1 points 10 months ago

They do. Just my preference. =-)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Looks like he ended up going both #1 AND #2

[–] BrandoGil 8 points 10 months ago

"That truck scared the piss outta me!"

[–] satans_crackpipe 5 points 10 months ago

Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

[–] EtherWhack 3 points 10 months ago

The truck totally slipped on his piss. /s

[–] supercriticalcheese 3 points 10 months ago

Ehh not my problem, I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

For a moment I thought it is WPD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He just keeps pissing on the smoking wreckage like eh, dick's already out, job's not done.