Probably better than what some people actually eat
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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If I buy a jar of pickles I eat a jar of pickles
Pickle juice enemas are my favourite.
Does this give you all the pickle goodness without the sodium?
Vinegar feels all tingly on the mucus membranes.
Yeah, I'll trust Satan's maggotty cum fart on my choice of enema.
I was eating pickles and box wine one night until I puked up pink relish
Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.
How is it, being a destitute Roman senator?
It's okay you know we all have our burdens.
It takes a lot of shelf space for enough mugs to have a Maß every night.
All I see is a bowl of violent watery shits.
FIVE CANS?!?!
You did this a month ago. And when I brought you the olives, you acted like you hated them!
its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olives
I AM NOT JEFFERY, I AM TAKASHI. I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO
Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood
Is life hard everywhere? Is everyone alone?
— All the time. Would you like me to come over, Jeffrey?
Never regretted that and don't understand the meme.
there will never be a day in my life where i regret eating olives. they could be poisoned for all i care
I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.
I ate half a jar of stuffed olives once and almost shat myself.
Should’ve gone all the way
This doesn't sound bad lol
Sliced onions, feta cheese, olives, and a bunch of ~~liquid gold~~ extra virgin olive oil. Man now I want some...
whenever i see a jar of olives i'll eat 60 minimum
sigh Alexa, add 12 jars of stuffed olives to the grocery list...
You people aren’t getting enough vegetables if eating a lot of them ruins you.
It's the salt brine that will clear you out, not the olives.
Y'all are sleeping on a bag of grapes.
Too much a sugar man
Baby carrots beats all
Olive olives
Olive this.