"My arms are too long."
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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Also known as Handsy Lindsay
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For people with long arms
Slender woman. Slander mans hot ex wife.
LMAO
Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days
She had legs up to here, and arms down to there!
Oh, I'd say it's hARMless.
They're really getting out of reach.
Hand looks ok, arms however...
Les bras m'en tombent.
If only this pun was translatable into English
That’s how you win an arms race.
Feels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me...
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It's on like Donkey Kong
Girls touch their shins all the time.
At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetry
AI-generated mannequin