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[–] Zerlyna 228 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"it's a big company with lots of games in its store. But that's not important right now."

[–] hemmes 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"And Leon's getting larger!"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~Joey~~ Jessica, you like movies about gladiators?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

thisbenzingring, you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, I know you! You're Kareem Anonymouse Jabbar! You post comments on lemmy!

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh so now it's the forbidden fumes. That's even more tempting

[–] EdibleFriend 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I honestly never even wanted a steam deck....but now I kinda do just to huff the fucker.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yo, I got a deal on Switch cartridges. Hit me up.

[–] EdibleFriend 17 points 11 months ago

Literally tasted one within minutes of getting my hands on it.

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[–] frizop 12 points 11 months ago

Is this your tide pod moment?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aww, okay. I'll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Those are coated in bitterant and taste terrible

[–] xpinchx 23 points 11 months ago

I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn't taste it right away so I didn't immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.

I fell for a trap set for children and pets.

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[–] FrankTheHealer 94 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Steam Deck owners to Valve: No.

As a Steam Deck owner, I find the whole exhaust air thing hilarious because it smells like nothing but warm air to me. But others seem to have drastically different descriptions of it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mine didn't have a smell, but don't know how long that lasts, so maybe i was too late for the new deck smell.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bet you checked that spilling twice huh

[–] aodhsishaj 13 points 11 months ago

Overflowing with spilling checks?

[–] phoneymouse 71 points 11 months ago

Don’t sniff your deck hole

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

My forefathers used canaries. Make a bird smell your Steam Deck vent.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

I'll steal/adapt a weird argument about eating animals:

If Valve didn't want people sniffing Steam Deck fumes, they wouldn't have made them smell so good.

Gaben spoke, and people listened.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Don't tell me what to do!

For real though, it smells nice so it's probably pretty toxic. For some reason everything that smells or tastes good but isn't food ends up being toxic as fuck. Like lead and plutonium. I've heard lead is sweet (I was smart enough not to eat the wall candy growing up), and plutonium apparently tastes like sour candy. The deck is probably shitting out super fenta-cancaids fumes that're gonna shrivel our sex bits but it doesn't matter because it smells divine.

Damn you Gaben with your super fenta-cancaids!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's probably off gassing aromatics from the molded plastics parts. Anything aromatic (in an organic chem context) is possibly carcinogenic. Past that its semi-volatile phthalates and other possible additives and light volatiles that may be off gassing especially from the unit's heat generation/dissipation.

Offgassing testing is common (think new car smell...Yeah unfortunately that's carcinogenic too, but we're testing for stuff now). I'm pretty surprised they didn't either invest in the right types of plastics that wouldn't have potentially toxic emissions...unless they did and didn't care until someone noticed and spread the word.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

no it's not toxic, they have regulation for that, even valve said the the fumes aren't toxic, put they aren't going to say that people can smell it because some dumbass gonna burn their nose lol

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[–] XbSuper 35 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Acters 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

i dont understand why but the smell of fresh electronics and cars is soo good. I read somewhere that its the glue off gassing and could cause a mild high and at high enough concentrations or time lenght brain damage. yay

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These people are why Nintendo have to coat their Switch games with a foul tasting substance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Well, that was specifically for the young kids of these people, but yeah.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Who would have thought that maybe sniffing fumes out of anywhere could be a bad idea

[–] TheMauveAvenger 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have an old early 2000s mp3 player that still to this day has an inexplicable sweet orange/citrus scent that emanates from the audio jacks, even when not in use.

[–] Stamau123 16 points 11 months ago

That's the Funk

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] objectionist 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, for the hilariously accurate description

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Well I'm convinced l, I'm buying a steamdeck!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I bet it smells like burnt plastic and carcinogens

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I tried too hard not to take this headline literally

[–] blattrules 31 points 11 months ago

If they didn’t want me to sniff the vent fumes, they shouldn’t have pointed the vent nearly at my face.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They really wrote a whole ass article about a single screenshot.

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[–] jadedwench 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Okay, this is a pretty funny article.

Valve’s response had the same vibes of a school teacher telling kids kindly (but firmly) to stop eating paste.

lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

New electronics smell so good though. I'm OK to lose a couple hours of my life expectancy to enjoy that, in moderation.

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