blattrules

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[–] blattrules 1 points 3 days ago

I bet you make incorrect assumptions about people you don’t know regularly.

[–] blattrules 12 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I never get the first one and rarely the second one. If it says to click all the squares with motorcycles and it’s just the one big picture, am I supposed to click stuff like the tire and mirrors? I always do and never get it right. Then most of the time they ask me to identify motorcycles, they show me motor scooters and what am I supposed to do then? I think I just need to get one of these bots to do it for me.

[–] blattrules 38 points 1 week ago

“Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?”

[–] blattrules 19 points 2 weeks ago

“…but I wish her luck.”

[–] blattrules 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I actually looked it up recently because I had the thought that he’s never driven a car in his life and has just been driven around. Apparently there’s a video of him driving his Rolls Royce or something online though.

Edit: I looked it up again and he’s driving his rolls Royce and listening to Taylor Swift. Man, this guy is just a walking contradiction, huh?

[–] blattrules 37 points 1 month ago

Maybe we shouldn’t let him get away with everything he does.

[–] blattrules 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, totally agree. It worked really well for me at first, but I think my body is used to it now and I need to diet.

[–] blattrules 2 points 1 month ago

It’s for sure my diet. I eat alright, but really suck at dieting, which is why I took up running nine or so years ago. It was great at first and I lost 70lbs but now I’ve gained at least 40 of that back and still running a lot.

[–] blattrules 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This works for the first few years but here I am in my 40s, running 1000km per year and still gaining weight.

[–] blattrules 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. I’d qualify him as more manipulative than intelligent though, but I guess you can be smart at being manipulative. I’m not sure he’s even that because he’s just been afforded every opportunity in his life to take the most advantage of being manipulative so if he was not a millionaire by birth, I don’t think he would be anywhere near as good at it.

[–] blattrules 17 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Except for the “Trump is not stupid” part.

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