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[–] [email protected] 134 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (17 children)

~~Shm.~~ Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas "coke".

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

[–] mkwt 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's from Coca-Cola (headquartered in Atlanta) having total dominance of the south for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] ChucklesMacLeroy 125 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Stupid shit like this hits hard to some folks in the south. I have family members are pissed how "everything is changing", so much in fact that this very thing caused a disturbance at a local college pub. Last year, one of my dumbass family members was thrown out for being rude. When I asked him what happened he said...

" That god damn Yankee girl wanted to know if I wanted a fucking pop. What the fuck is a pop? So I asked her. She said something like a soda or whatever and I told her, it's a fucking coke and she needs to go back to fucking Chicago and get fucked. Don't bring your stupid shit down here."

Even more f'd up, is he would have ordered a Sprite.

I dislike a few of my relatives.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

"Why don't my nephews visit me anymore?" --Them on their death bed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sprites are great, what's with all this sprite slander? Sprite, Sierra Mist, etc are the best sodas.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You're missing how it works; you ask for a Coke, the server says what kind, and you say Sprite.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But they're not a damn coke

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[–] ChucklesMacLeroy 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why you gotta leave out the og? 7up is the quintessential lemon lime beverage. Much better in a cocktail, IMO.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

While my own similar rant would have been only meant in play, this is how I feel about both o' y'all. It's a fucking soda. Gonna just go all the way and call sweet tea a coke too?

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Get this, in Scotland, pretty much any liquid is called juice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I gotta put juice in my car, it's on empty

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Still makes more sense than calling Sprite "coke".

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Soda is an always has been the right term, but the people who say "coke" to mean any soda are the most wrongest people in history

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[–] SendMeBakedBeans 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Inshallah the South will no longer be a walking advertisement for coca cola 🙏

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soda: the correct way to say it
Coke: a specific brand, but I'm all for genericization
Pop: why are you calling a soft drink daddy?

[–] ghost9 16 points 11 months ago

Don't kinky shame.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We call it pop up in Canada so I'm rooting for that, but I will accept some loss of territory if it helps eliminate the coke people.

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[–] quams69 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

The south is emphatically wrong on so much shit but calling soda/pop "coke" is somehow at the top of my list

Call all ice cream vanilla, or all cereal corn flakes, or all alcohol beer why the fuck not

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

All anime is pokemans and all vidya is Nintendo

[–] netwren 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Florida here. I don't say Coke for all soda just for a dark cola. But Coke is just the first brand I think of/want when it comes to Soda. Like the most ubiquitous.

If I want a Root Beer I'm gonna ask for that. But I'd never fucking say Pop.

I'd say Soda for the general.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That explains my confusion on why I always got told that people in the south call it all coke, but when growing up, I always heard just called soda; I grew up in NC, which is considered a southern state, but appears to have been completely taken over by the soda side at this point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Growing up in western NC, it was always Coke when I was a kid. But then shopping carts were buggies and toilets were commodes back then too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Buggies I've not heard, but I do have a grandmother who still calls it the commode.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hobbicus 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

These are always so weird to me. I grew up in the rural south, and I’ve never once heard Coke used to describe soft drinks generically. In my experience when someone asks for a “coke” they specifically mean Coca Cola and would be pissed if they got something else.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you go to Georgia, ‘coke’ is whichever cola they have. At least that’s been my experience when visiting family down there. 99% of the time you get Coca Cola, but that 1% is a kick in the nuts.

Had the same experience when I lived in east Texas and visited rural Louisiana. But it wasn’t that way when I lived in Virginia. Coke meant Coca Cola, and if you asked for coke and they had Pepsi, they’d ask if Pepsi was ok.

In western Washington, it’s a hodgepodge.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

as a non-american, the only term i'll ever accept is "sodipop"

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[–] phcorcoran 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I like how it has really vague boundaries that are obviously approximate but then it pretends to do precise gerrymandering-type carveouts in the second map

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

they are cutting down all the forest :c

[–] brlemworld 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pop is slang, coke is a brand, soda is the read deal. You used to go to a business that had a soda fountain. SODA

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[–] rockSlayer 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anyone that says pop is wrong, is wrong

[–] LeroyJenkins 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only acceptable pop is after snap and crackle

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[–] Resol 11 points 11 months ago

The south: all soft drinks are Coca-Cola. We don't have anything else.

[–] LemmysMum 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The rest of the world: Order what the fuck you actually want instead of adding a layer of needless obfuscation.

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[–] PrejudicedKettle 9 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Lived in Quebec, Canada up until recently. My family called it coke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'm from Quebec, always called it a soft drink, or boisson gazeuse.

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[–] firewyre 8 points 11 months ago

Never underestimate the pincer attack from the coasts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’ve heard that if you order a “Coke” in the area that says “Coke”, they’ll just give you a random soda and you have to drink it no matter what it is. That just seems plain wrong to me.

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