Centrist take: If you can't get a decent sear on a gas stove you need to learn how to cook.
I get this is satire, but how the fuck do you even cook a steak that bad. Is it boiled?
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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Look up milk steak, it's a delicacy and it looks a bit like that.
It better come with a side of jellybeans.
It better come with a side of jellybeans.
Raw.
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The Frankish Emperor Charlemagne, later in life, suffered from health problems from eating too much meat. His physicians told him that he should switch from roasted to boiled meat, which he chafed at. Having never boiled meat because I don't eat much meat, I assumed it was royalty having Royalty Problems™.
Looking at that, if it's a result of boiling, I'm starting to think instead that was cruel and unusual punishment by his doctors.
As someone who eats steak on rare occasion, if I was told I had to boil my steak from now on I would not be eating steak anymore. Boiled steak with no seat on the outside sounds awful.
I, too, like my steaks with seats outside. I can sit the whole family there!
It'd basically be stew meat minus the flavor from browning the meat before hand.
Some people don't actually know how to cook and think "I got it to X temperature" means they did it right.
Ben Shapiro likes his steak like he likes his wife's pussy: completely fucking dry
Which his wife, WHO IS A DOCTOR BY THE WAY, assured him was perfectly normal.
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That's not well done, that's congratulations.
It looks like it was boiled... And not in like a Sous Vide way ..
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I'm only mad about what he did to that steak
Honestly same, choke on gas fumes all day, it's your life! But a cow died for that steak, honor it for fuck's sake.
As a vegetarian, even I’m mad about how he cooked that steak.
Vegetarians and vegans should be twice as upset, because that cow was murdered twice.
I guess anyone dumb enough to think liberals would be angry about him cooking a steak is probably too dumb to learn how to cook one properly.
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I'm just upset they a cow had to die to make a steak that bad. They could have used a cardboard box and saved a cow.
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An animal died for that. At least do a good job cooking the damn thing lol
*Ruined a steak
I'm wondering if that's a butter knife, or the steak was so hard it wore the knife down
Somehow managed to make it look like a slice of pie.
If this is not satire, i hope that potential Chud ate that entire fucking thing
Damn. Well, enjoy your disconcertingly pale steak. Try not to get mad cow disease.
Honestly, why do these assholes regard acts of self-endangerment as "owning the libs?" "I'm gonna run outside without a mask, get COVID, and die a miserable death! That'll show those commies a thing or three!" Yes, I'm very "triggered" by your easily preventable deaths. Please don't kill yourself with your own stupidity. I couldn't go on without your fourth grade insults and desperate, performative machismo. Stop. Please. Oh no.
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There is a nonzero chance that we're looking at a piece of wood
New tv show idea: Is It Steak?
In a gas stovetop I make a beautiful pan-seared, oven cooked steak. And I’m liberal.
This steak has nothing to do with what it was prepared on, just the moron who ruined good food.
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Like I do not know how to cook
But I can assure you I would not be able to fuck up a meal like this if I tried
Someone should publish a study that self castration is harmful and should maybe be phased out.
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I think my cat eats better meat than that.
The only people who think gas stoves are superior are the ones who never tried an induction stove
Gas is better than shitty electric, but induction is better than both shitty electric and good gas.
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That looks like an overcooked pork chop.
And it looks disgusting.
I pity the fool that has to eat that.
It looks both over cooked but under-seared.
I have a feeling they boiled it rather cooked it in a pan.
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Yeah, they’re fuming, they’re fuming about how the fuckwit ruined whatever that shit on the plate could’ve been.
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