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Centrist take: If you can't get a decent sear on a gas stove you need to learn how to cook.

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I get this is satire, but how the fuck do you even cook a steak that bad. Is it boiled?

[–] sulgoth 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Look up milk steak, it's a delicacy and it looks a bit like that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It better come with a side of jellybeans.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It better come with a side of jellybeans.

Raw.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sortilege bacon?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Frankish Emperor Charlemagne, later in life, suffered from health problems from eating too much meat. His physicians told him that he should switch from roasted to boiled meat, which he chafed at. Having never boiled meat because I don't eat much meat, I assumed it was royalty having Royalty Problems™.

Looking at that, if it's a result of boiling, I'm starting to think instead that was cruel and unusual punishment by his doctors.

[–] Vorticity 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who eats steak on rare occasion, if I was told I had to boil my steak from now on I would not be eating steak anymore. Boiled steak with no seat on the outside sounds awful.

[–] Feyr 15 points 1 year ago

I, too, like my steaks with seats outside. I can sit the whole family there!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It'd basically be stew meat minus the flavor from browning the meat before hand.

[–] Godric 14 points 1 year ago

Some people don't actually know how to cook and think "I got it to X temperature" means they did it right.