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[–] Okokimup 205 points 7 months ago (39 children)

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

[–] wreckedcarzz 71 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

[–] jettrscga 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[–] SecretSauces 28 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

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[–] Anticorp 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago
[–] Gimly 18 points 7 months ago

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago (12 children)

Nobody tell this guy about beer

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Or every other cheese, or yogurt, sour cream, etc...

It's like everyone puts on their blinders. Every time you hear cultured, fermented, or the big ol' stupid blanket term "probiotic", it means bacteria, mold, or yeast. Every time you hear "active", that means it's live organisms.

We all love to eat bacteria, mold and yeast. It all depends on the type.

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[–] ours 21 points 7 months ago

He's going to gag when he learns how honey is made.

[–] Smoogs 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Or bread.

And nobody tell them to examine an apple or any vegetable under a microscope

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[–] marx2k 56 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Blue cheese is fucking delicious. Fick off

[–] SCB 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Yeah well Cathie disagrees.

blue cheese has mold in it

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[–] FlyingSquid 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

OMG, you're eating bread? Don't you know that's made with the same stuff that infects vaginas?!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)

Blue cheese is one of the most tasty cheeses. You can say I'm eating mold as many times as you want. I do not give a flying fuck. Shit is absolute S tier cheese.

Also some antibiotics are made from mold. People need to wake the fuck up and realize that blue cheese is god damn delicious.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sauteed mushrooms and onions on a blackened burger with blue cheese on it is absolutely amazing and no one should deprive themselves of that lol

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[–] XbSuper 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Are you also against penicillin? Because that's just refined mold.

Blue cheese is the best, and I will fist fight anyone who says otherwise.

[–] Kase 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No offense to blue cheese, but I don't know anybody who eats penicillin for the taste

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You don't eat blue cheese because you don't like the mold
I don't eat blue cheese because I can't afford it

We are not the same

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch 48 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

blue cheese has mold in it

you have shit in you.

[–] slampisko 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] continuum 20 points 6 months ago

I appreciate your honesty.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Cheese doesn't sound that great when you think of it as milk that's been left in a cave for a year and infested with bacteria

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aged like milk has a lot less impact if you are good at it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

"Aged like milk" can mean anything from "so awful it's literally illegal" to "so good people will pay unreasonable amounts of money".

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[–] dantheclamman 24 points 6 months ago

Penicillium roqueforti is our friend! Unless it's in grain, then it makes toxic compounds and causes spoilage. So it's our frenemy.

[–] MrJameGumb 24 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Blue cheese is delicious though! Especially with hot wings!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I am literally eating blue cheese and enjoying the fuck off it, it's the king of cheeses for me.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this classic:

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I know, it's not buttered noodles and tendies. The horror.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Imagine thinking eating spoiled milk from a cow isn't weird, but the mold part is. There are quite a few cases where mold is good. It's not like blue cheese is the exception.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much anything containing some form bread, like pastries, pizza and well bread, is commonly made with yeast which is also a fungus just like mold.

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[–] pastaPersona 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mfw downing shots of apple cider vinegar for “health benefits”

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[–] dejected_warp_core 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing. There are even worse cheeses out there.

Also aspergillus is used in the production of ricewine and sake. Moldy food is all over the place.

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[–] nyctre 17 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I assume you also find disgusting alcohol and all the other products obtained through fermentation? Or is stuff eaten by bacteria somehow better than fungi?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You can't eat a big bite of it. That's a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.

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[–] datelmd5sum 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've grown to like a lot of tastes I've previously hated. Salted herring, olives, strong cheeses, whiskey... but moldy cheese is never going to happen. My body autonomously removes the piece of moldy food from my mouth and attempts to also empty my stomach just in case.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You could actually have an allergy. I met one other person who had a mold allergy that was cross reactive with blue cheeses, and had a similar reaction to them

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