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[–] wreckedcarzz 71 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

[–] jettrscga 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[–] SecretSauces 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

[–] wreckedcarzz 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

[–] havokdj 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

[–] Anticorp 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 11 months ago

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

[–] lemmylommy 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheFlopster 1 points 11 months ago

Always upvote Rammstein.

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 11 months ago

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify