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[–] [email protected] 161 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've seen too many memes as of late. I really thought this would have been Saddam Hussein without reading this first.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

Heres one to add to your collection. Its a bit old but still kinda amusing.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Exploring a cave is great, but I sure as fuck wouldn't try crawling down a tiny hole going down at a 70 degree angle. Some spelunkers are straight nuts though, like they get to the end of a cave and say "wow, the wind is whistling through here!" and try expanding small openings with a hammer and chisel or even explosives. I went caving one time in a well known but very long cave, with experienced people, and that was really interesting. When i got back I read my friend's cave incident journal, which details all the rescues and deaths that happened in the last year, and it was... interesting. Shit like "oh, jimmy got stuck, so we had to break his ribs to get him out". Great.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Yeah…I’m OK with going my entire life without doing any of that.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

According to Wikipedia:

Jones and three others had left their party in search of "The Birth Canal", a tight but navigable passageway with a turnaround at the end. Jones entered an unmapped passageway which he wrongly believed to be the Canal and found himself at a dead end, with nowhere to go besides a narrow vertical fissure. Believing this to be the turnaround, he entered head-first and became wedged upside-down.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] DigitalTraveler42 44 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Keep that URL Blue. You will never be the same.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

In fairness, after I got bottom surgery I got a lot of laughs with that line.

[–] justlookingfordragon 18 points 7 months ago

.... drr drr drr ....

[–] samus12345 85 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I searched for an watched a YouTube video about it......and I regret it immensely.

[–] CluckN 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can’t wait for someone in 2077 to make a documentary about this by plagiarizing an article that goes hour by hour.

[–] deus 37 points 7 months ago (9 children)

I have a feeling that someone will later make a 4-hour-long video essay calling them out for it

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[–] Bathtubwalrus 27 points 7 months ago

My god, my stomach hurts and my chest feels tight just from reading that. I went to Cave of the winds in Colorado a few years back and they had a smaller tunnel that you could crawl through to get a sense of what it was like. It was probably like 20ft long and big enough for the pretty hefty guide to get through. I got up to it and noped the fuck out.

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[–] Gigan 84 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Fun Fact: They never got him out, they sealed the cave with his body still there. Nutty Putty Cave is his grave.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 7 months ago

Nutty Putty Cave is his Nutty Putty Grave sounds better for whatever reason.

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[–] SCB 82 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

Brave people push boundaries so that less brave people can read things in books.

Edit: I assume the people downvoting this obvious truth think I'm calling them cowards. I assure you I will be right there with you curled up reading books about caving. Fuck all that.

[–] Zehzin 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Brave people push boundaries, stupid people purposely shove their entire bodies into a hole and die

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[–] samus12345 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Well, yes, but you can be brave and take precautions at the same time. He wouldn't have died if he'd followed proper caving guidelines.

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[–] AgentGrimstone 76 points 7 months ago (12 children)

I remember seeing a video of a dude exploring a cave and he was crawling through some narrow ass space tighter than under my bed. Why would one want to do this??? What if it was a dead end? How tf are you gonna turn around? Crawl backwards? I just can't with any of this

[–] BilboBargains 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You will never reap the rewards of being trapped under water for hours with that kind of attitude.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I've seen such video. The dude struggled to move because he just barely fit in enough to still be able to breathe. There was water in there, and he said he has to return because it's starting to fill with water.

Fill with water? Nope. Nope. Why would I go in such space.

Edit: Maybe this could be it: https://youtu.be/6Yf0gDzUMFA

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the moment you see a passage that barely fits a child and you think to yourself "Hey, I should get in there!", you're just aiming to be the year's winner of the Darwin Awards.

[–] BilboBargains 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's what I think on the rare occasions I get a look at my wife's genitalia.

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[–] CodexArcanum 50 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I love to watch caving videos: much better for someone younger and foolhardier than me to actually do the climbing and clambering with their gopros. I'll continue to enjoy things like air, vast open spaces, and vicarious experiences.

People take a lot of safety precautions now, reasonably, but every once in a while the cavers on YT will do something just stupid and it baffles me. "The water's ice cold and up to my nostrils, but I really want to see where this tunnel goes! Going to turn my lamp and camera off for now to save battery, see you in a few hours!"

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[–] Agent641 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This hole.... it was made for him

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[–] hakunawazo 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for making me claustrophobic in my biggest room.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Well then you dont wanna hear bout my recurring dream about being burried alive unable to move my arm enough to protect my face from the rats gnawing at me

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (4 children)

This photo gave me the heebee geebees... I'm left asking why and do I have claustrophobia now as a result?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Spelunking is great fun when you prepare properly.

Squeezes are not advisable.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey spelunking is perfectly normal for anyone, spelunk all you want in the privacy of your own home. Just dont go into caves.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (10 children)

God I hate the idea of that being your last days... Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?

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[–] pastaPersona 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nutty Putty Cave jesus who the hell names these caves?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Nutty putty people

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] fox2263 24 points 7 months ago (6 children)

He most likely pissed himself on his face.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What I don’t get is neither path is very deep, so shining a light would reveal both dead ends. Can’t think of a worse way to go tho. And the fear and panic realizing you’re doomed.

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