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[–] idunnololz 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

[–] Donkter 16 points 1 year ago

If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 1 year ago

Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit 4 points 1 year ago

Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least she ain’t Amber Heard

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

[–] UnfortunateShort 11 points 1 year ago

Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <

[–] GrammatonCleric 6 points 1 year ago
[–] toynbee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What was the expected surprise?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

An expected surprise? No such thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"My disappointment..."

[–] gnate 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

[–] gnate 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 3 points 1 year ago

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

nyeh heh heh