Asklemmy

Well now I'm sitting in a different chair. And I don't like that chair as much. 😡

Yay, I'm in bed now! Good thing, I was getting eepy.

Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

I have either bisected the wall, or the wall has bisected me.

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

I have been bisected by a table

Ow!

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn't, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

My left arm is now part of the wall, so at least I didn't die outright.

Inside a decorated Christmas tree. Maybe I can blame the cat for all the glass bulbs I'd break?

I live in the wall now.

I am in the vacuum of space.

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Two very pissed off cats.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I am now sitting in a different chair at the same table. I continue browsing Lemmy on my phone.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.