this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You see they want to be eaten.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] 100_percent_a_bot 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can I delete someone else's comment?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Connect to your instance's PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';

[–] feedum_sneedson 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dee, that's weird even for you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

HOW DÜ Ü NO ME

also you are correct

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 11 points 1 year ago

Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

[–] paddirn 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

[–] paddirn 20 points 1 year ago

They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn't matter where they're at, maybe it's subconsciously and they just don't even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

[–] LemmysMum 12 points 1 year ago

Cloacas don't have a sphincter.

[–] Tylerdurdon 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Cloaca is the word of day!

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no anus and I must poop

[–] Tylerdurdon 2 points 1 year ago

Then you have pooped!

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

[–] RGB3x3 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

[–] Asclepiaz 2 points 1 year ago
[–] the_dopamine_fiend 25 points 1 year ago

"I know my destiny..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You're supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Especially when you imagine where those feet have been

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)

[–] oldbaldgrumpy 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She acts like thats the first cock that's been in there..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, but that's a chick to be fair

[–] oldbaldgrumpy 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

She acts like that's the first chick she's ever eaten.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Much more accurate

[–] HonoraryMancunian 12 points 1 year ago

Honestly I'm finding this mesmerising lol

[–] Tylerdurdon 11 points 1 year ago

Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.