You see they want to be eaten.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Vore me mommy uwu
How can I delete someone else's comment?
Connect to your instance's PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';
Dee, that's weird even for you.
HOW DÜ Ü NO ME
also you are correct
The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.
Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.
We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.
Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously
They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn't matter where they're at, maybe it's subconsciously and they just don't even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.
Cloacas don't have a sphincter.
Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.
Cloaca is the word of day!
I have no anus and I must poop
Then you have pooped!
Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?
Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.
Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.
😋
"I know my destiny..."
You're supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez
Mmm, salmonella.
Especially when you imagine where those feet have been
KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)
She acts like thats the first cock that's been in there..
Ok, but that's a chick to be fair
Good point, allow me to correct my statement.
She acts like that's the first chick she's ever eaten.
Much more accurate
Honestly I'm finding this mesmerising lol
Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.