One dreads the recoil.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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It'll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!
The soldier died.
“That’s bad!”
But he nutted quite strongly before the end.
“That’s good!”
Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?
Yes.
And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference
Explode in ecstasy.
One pays extra for the recoil.
If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.
A number of you are concerned about the recoil - I feel you misunderstand the nature of this weapon. A trained user can launch the plug at high speed to wound the target, using a specialized liquid propellent. At this point the sabot round is deployed, penetrating any hardening or armor. The CIA called this codename Dying Rhea, after the original name Henry Kissenger was found to be already in use.
Onion grade comment
You'll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it's just about to plop out.
And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!
Ok, but where's the trigger and also the website where I can order it?
A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.
You'll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA's AOW category, so you'll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.
I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it's a pistol. But as is they'd probably claim it's disguised.
The problem isn't that rectal nature of the device but that it's mimicing a different object.
It's fired by farting.
I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.
Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.
Maybe for you amateur.
"And lastly, 007..."
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O, my!
Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…
I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that's even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.
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Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?
There is only one chamber so technically it's Polish Roulette
"Only takes 5 pounds of pressure"
Engineers UNITE!
Where does it eject the casing?
As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.
After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.
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I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...