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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather the healthcare personally.

[–] nei7jc 41 points 10 months ago

Sorry I can't hear you. Did you say you'd rather die than have free healthcare? Gatorade, got it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

It's got what dystopia craves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like the flavors that restore your HP and stamina.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of the funky paralysis and lingering damage over time ones

[–] jaybone 4 points 10 months ago

You need to check out energy drinks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That better be next to the gardening section.

[–] Casey_Masterpiece 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because electrolytes are what plants crave?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Came here to say, that I came here to say this, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Came here to make sure people said this, was not disappointed

[–] bouh 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's still a new market. In a few decades there will only be one brand left, and another one, for competition law, with a few bottles at the end.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Half the wall in the OP is all one brand. Not just one company, but one brand.

We're already in the corporate dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Nahhh foxxy, you need the salt within for after getting unbelievably trashed or rolling tits. It helps you absorb water so you don’t get dehydrated!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't have that many Gatorades, but I have a bakery across the street.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

i can't choose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I only drink original orange and green. Give me healthcare

[–] uis 3 points 10 months ago

It's just wide line of same stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I miss all of the flavours of Gatorade after I moved to Canada. Now we just have the basic 4 flavours

[–] hakunawazo 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

92% of Americans do.

[–] FlyingSquid -1 points 10 months ago

I can't tell the difference tastewise between purple gatorade and grape juice.