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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know right? That totally isn't big enough for beans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

[–] TseseJuer 3 points 1 year ago

what that glizzy canyon do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Fastest hot dog shooter at the trailer park

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Ryan213 8 points 1 year ago

Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, that's escalating, homes...

[–] TootSweet 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] ClydeT1984 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AlpacaChariot 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...

[–] affiliate 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

at least we don’t put them on pizza

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

[–] affiliate 2 points 1 year ago

i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think anyone does that tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is British beans and sausages.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hotdog straw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Schlong Island Ice Tea

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"

[–] MashedTech 1 points 1 year ago

Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago

Brown sug sauce

[–] proper 5 points 1 year ago

you never had a cuppa beans, man?

[–] Eric_Pollock 4 points 1 year ago

I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

[–] random_character_a 4 points 1 year ago

Single man birthday?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 1 year ago

How about them beans

[–] Perfekt 2 points 1 year ago

Blueys favorite drink

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?

Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.