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[–] superduperenigma 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are two Garys inside you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 14 points 1 year ago

A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

[–] MooseLad 4 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A true battle of good Vs evil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

[–] complacent_jerboa 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm talking about light, here. Light.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Light is emitted through energy

Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out

No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Conservation of matter, the light just moves.

[–] ChicoSuave 1 points 1 year ago

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago

There are two sides to every Gary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Cynicivity 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's a solid guy for a cookout.

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 1 year ago

He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.

[–] Here4CatPics 1 points 1 year ago

No matter who wins, we lose

[–] Jumpinship 1 points 1 year ago

That's just the british spelling

[–] x4740N 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j

[–] maniclucky 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I thought that was Wayfair...