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Says exec of company that has objectively caused more environmental harm to the world than any others

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (34 children)

Petrochemicals and the energy from fossil fuels did provide the needed food and energy to boost our standard of living.

HOWEVER

By the time we knew they were affecting the climate, we had the technology to move off of them and didn't because of assholes like this.

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[–] WaxedWookie 48 points 1 year ago

They're not selling a product that's evil - they are evil.

Petrochemicals lack the agency required for moral culpability.

[–] Carighan 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

we're not selling a product that is evil

Oh I get it. The oil isn't inherently evil. You are, both as a CEO and as a company! I agree, in fact. If we left the oil safely in the earth, there'd be nothing evil about it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“We’re not selling an evil product, we’re just running a multibillion dollar cartel in an evil way. That’s totally different.”

[–] Wogi 14 points 1 year ago

We don't profit off of suffering, we provide it for free!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plastic in the oceans, Co2 and heavy metals in the air, war, and above all: Wednesday morning traffic (worst day where I am due to WFH rules still being decently widespread).

Looks like someone needs a bullet.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're selling Earth blood that makes the sky melt.

That's pretty fucking evil.

[–] TwoGems 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the brown people that die in the name of oil or propping up dictatorships like Saudi Arabia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well I for one want to know how my oil got under their land. Why is no one asking these important questions?

[–] SCB 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oil isn't evil. Oil has many uses outside of being burned for energy, and once we transition away from fossil fuels entirely there will still be a place for oil companies.

This isn't what he meant, of course, but hopefully his successor will understand that and make the pivots necessary for the company to survive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like plastics? I can only think of fuel and plastic uses for oil.

[–] SCB 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also a component in some industrial products, primarily lubricants and solvents - the latter of which was kinda funny to me because you commonly use solvents to clean off oil

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I guess road asphalt is a contributer too. I wonder if those uses eventually contribute to ghgs though degradation over time.

Petrol uses

[–] SCB 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't know about asphalt, so thanks for that.

Also curious about potential ghg there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Asphalt does off-gas compounds, though not sure how many of those compounds are GHGs:

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abb9785

[–] calypsopub 4 points 1 year ago

Vitamin and mineral supplements

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So basically fraud in service of destroying our only planet on the way to making a gajillion dollars. Fair enough, so we extract enough of that money to reverse the catastrophic harm they have done.

[–] hogunner 8 points 1 year ago

I hope you’re right but I fear it may be a Humpty Dumpty situation.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 year ago

I bet we don't even have to baste him he's so greasy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Well yeah - it's not an evil product. As an inanimate object, it can't possess a moral quality.

Moral qualities are only rightly assigned to conscious beings - like, for example, corporate CEOs.

[–] Coreidan 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice mental gymnastics. That’s the name of the game.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Gosh, these guys really are following the big tobacco playbook, huh?

"Oil isn't evil, it's just a material, it doesn't have will or consciousness."

He's right of course, the oil itself isn't forcing anyone to use it. It's the decades of collaboration between the fossil fuel lobby and the government that's entrenched our fossil fuel dependent infrastructure, along with the resolute refusal of all fossil fuels companies to turn their backs on making as much money as they possibly can right this instant (because smart long term growth is illegal, brain dead quarterly growth is now my friend) and make good on their promises to pivot their energy portfolios.

In so many words, oil isn't evil, but the people running the oil companies are.

[–] neanderthal 5 points 1 year ago

At this point, now that their are viable alternatives (Renewables, Geothermal, Nuclear) and ways to drastically reduce their usage (War on Cars), oil should be a niche product for airplanes and construction vehicles. Large ocean cargo ships could be nuclear powered, although it would probably raise the cost of building the ships and the crew. As far as ships go, not everything needs to be shipped from the other side of the world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] RememberTheApollo_ 2 points 1 year ago

By better you mean aiding in killing off most higher life forms and ocean life?

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