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Chevron boss says the $300 billion oil giant has changed life on Earth for the better: ‘We’re not selling a product that is evil’ (finance.yahoo.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Says exec of company that has objectively caused more environmental harm to the world than any others

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're selling Earth blood that makes the sky melt.

That's pretty fucking evil.

[–] TwoGems 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the brown people that die in the name of oil or propping up dictatorships like Saudi Arabia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well I for one want to know how my oil got under their land. Why is no one asking these important questions?