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[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Micro plastics in the soil ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes please if you're going to do this be responsible and use a real skeleton.

[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks 10 points 1 year ago

It should also be locally sourced

[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf, it belongs into my blood

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

macro plastics ๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would scar me for life and Iโ€™d never recover

[โ€“] kromem 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even once you find out it's plastic?

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

By the time Iโ€™ve called the police (which would feel utterly horrible), and the police have confirmed it was just plastic, Iโ€™d be a rattled mess for a long time. (Iโ€™m already mildly mentally ill and this would not help)

[โ€“] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls, I'm in your balls

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit DONT WORRY LITTLE BUDDY ILL GET YOU OUT

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Are you going to rub him out?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Do my butt next!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

rattled

Lol, lmao, perhaps

[โ€“] CADmonkey 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd do my very best to see if it was realor plastic before I called the cops, they would probably try to blame you for the murder.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you find something that looks like human remains hidden in a shallow grave, you really shouldn't go poking around at it and disturbing it. If it is real, the forensic people will be pissed if you've been down there giving it a good fondle before they get there.

[โ€“] CADmonkey 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm less worried about the forensic people at my local PD (They don't have one) and more worried about the very real possibility that no matter what evidence is found, it will get pinned on who found it, because cops in small town Okkahoma are not the same as cops on TV.

EDIT: Also, it's worth mentioning that anyone who has a dog will be able to determine if that's a plastic skeleton or not.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It will help.

[โ€“] TeckFire 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder how this would stand up to water under the deck?

[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think it will have enough room to stand up

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Dad, what are you doing on the internet again?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As it's probably PVC or abs, it can fall apart in a couple of years when exposed to uv. But as it's covered by the deck, it will probably stay intact for a long time.

[โ€“] TeckFire 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I mostly meant the water washing up the dirt and either completely covering or uncovering it

[โ€“] psycho_driver 14 points 1 year ago

Hmm. Re-doing my deck right now . . .

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

risky but funi

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Germany it's a crime to pretent a crime.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: Someone took this opportunity to get rid of a real skeleton by selling it anonymously as a plastic one.