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I know we're shit posting but if I could get real for a moment, this is how I learned about 9/11.
TV rolls in. Whole class goes "Yay". Teacher says, "Be quiet and watch". Whole class goes, "Oh no, he's grumpy". Whole class goes, "Wait... This is live TV". A whole world changes.
Otherwise though, TV good.
This is how I found out too. I remember 9th grade had just begun and it was the first class of the morning. Replays of the planes hitting the towers were playing over and over when we walked into the classroom. I was living in Alaska at the time so it felt like a world away. It was all very surreal.
We learnt about it on the news, but actually am a world away.
Seemed like a movie villain without being able to fully grasp what's happening. Around that time terrorist events were happening around the world too.
Damn, I caught the vibe through your story :’(
Exactly how it was for us too.
And then someone in my group said, "Oh my fucking god, Tom Clancy called it."
Yeah I watched the towers fall on one of these CRTs strapped to a cart.
On 09/11, my middle school hid the news from the students. I heard information about what was going on through gossip from other students. It was incredibly surreal because students were getting pulled out of class left and right by their parents. Walking by the teachers lounge, I peaked in to see the teachers staring at the TV and crying, but the principal was steadfast about not telling the students.
I honestly had no idea what was really going on and it wasn’t until I got home from school by the bus where I was surprised to see my Dad already home from work just glued to the TV. That’s when I finally learned about what really happened and saw the footage for the first time…at 4pm in the afternoon…
Fuck yeah!
If it was educational and bad = take notes from the first 5-10 minutes and sleep for the rest
If it was educational and good = BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
If it was a movie = sleep
If it was a movie = sleep
Depends. My middle school had classrooms with accordion dividers which could open up and turn three classrooms into one big one and once, they brought in three of those TVs and had them synced up to show us Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Remember how staticy CRTs were? Or the loud hum as it booted up?
Or even the picture growing and warming up or shrinking down to the middle when you turned it off.
Also putting a magnet up against the glass!
Don't forget the super satisfying degauss button
Or the way the screen smelled and tasted like static
Dust and ozone flavoured tongue shocks ... childhood.
Vthrum
I used to play with a metal bodied pen at my desk, and you could totally shock yourself by touching it to your chin while aimed at the CRT.
It was either Bill Nye or Schoolhouse Rock playing.
I had a high school English teacher who really really sucked, except when she didn't feel like teaching and would show us TOS Star Trek episodes.
I always loved a good Eye Witness day. The opening still kicks ass.
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Oh man I forgot about them! One of these days I'm going to buy a dvd go through them all.
Brilliant. Drowning in nostalgia.
Was such a great idea. Put the heavy television in a high place and make the much-lighter base roll around. Wcgw?
You just gave me flashbacks to watching the film “Threads” on one of these setups in school. Fun times.
Teacher: "I am going to traumatise the little fucks today"
Your school gets the nice TVs, huh?
i think I once saw one of those non flat cathod ray tubes TVs in my grandma's house when I was a child.
I can't quite make it out through the cataracts. What tf is it? Speak up! Grabs ear trumpet
Are we watching the lion king?
The sedimentary rock song has been in my head for 25 years...
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I remember my teacher showing us All Summer in a Day on this bitch. I'm pretty sure that movie kickstarted my lifelong crippling depression. Other than that we mostly just watched Selena 62736 times.
Where's the laserdisk player?
Before videotapes, we used to watch film strips with guided audio tapes that would beep to advance to the next image. Some would auto advance.