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[–] [email protected] 151 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it's always itchy.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[–] Gabu 34 points 8 months ago

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

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[–] AlpacaChariot 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I really hope you're a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Maybe he work in a Zoo

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] _lilith 148 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 110 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I only have one.

What's it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I've been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, you couldn't actually ride her. The spine simply couldn't support an adult human rider.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 34 points 8 months ago

Chances are good.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone....

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Similar to a horse, in the back.

[–] TootSweet 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh god. Is this the new "if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?"

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[–] BilboBargains 60 points 8 months ago

This is her car

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

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[–] glnpf148 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

Does that constites a "stable family"

[–] psycho_driver 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

[–] Apollonius_Cone 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That one breathes methane.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (8 children)

No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (5 children)

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

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[–] Bootheal0179 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I haven't seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

There's a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he's going to shove the one guy's head up the other guy's ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

[–] Cornpop 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It be in the back not the front.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (4 children)

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

[–] LeafOnTheWind 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] dovahking 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (19 children)

Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I'm inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Its a render. Its an old pic

[–] calcopiritus 14 points 8 months ago

This image is way older than AI image generation

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[–] paddirn 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

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