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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Um...I'm just going to stay over here with the digimon instead...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Almost did post a dark magician girl

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

digimon has something for everyone

[–] Ragdoll_X 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

digimon different

[–] bestnerd 2 points 1 year ago

The original Isekai

[–] MindSkipperBro12 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does she look like Malenia from Elden Ring?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The real question is why did From model Malena based on Angewomon?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[–] bighatchester 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I really only know the first gen and some of the second gen pokemon . I don't recognize any of these pokemon where you a kid just last year ? Lol

[–] Jomega 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gen 3 came out in 2003. That was 20 years ago. If you don't at least recognize Groudon (one of gen 3's box art legendary Pokémon, specifically the red one on the left) then that's on you.

[–] Ragdoll_X 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What are you talking about 2003 was like 10 years ago

The early 90s were about 20 years ago, right?

~~Yes I'm still youthful and no my hairline is not receeding SHUT UP~~

[–] Zoomboingding 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bro most of those Pokemon are 20 years old. Two of them are from merely 13 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bro most of those Pokemon are 20 years old

So they are perfectly legal then?

[–] bighatchester 1 points 1 year ago

I get it on old lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They all look like shit after Gen 3 or so. Like they're from an entirely different franchise. Pokémon done gone goofy, my dude. I don't like it. I see maybe one in the left frame that looks like it even would have fit in with the original aesthetic.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to be the very best

At smashing Pokemon

I wanna touch a Charmander

And fist a Bulbasaur

Pokemon! Gotta fuck em all!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What have I just read??????

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

haha guys the joke is porn

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that Lopunny having a shower behind you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That guy might be one of the few things off Reddit I miss here.

[–] thorbot 15 points 1 year ago

I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY BATMANNNN

[–] Smokeydope 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate that I know exactly what this meme is poking fun at.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[–] justlookingfordragon 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a certain PlagueOfGripes video ... "Get used to eating eggs for breakfast!" (NSFW)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

PlagueOfGripes

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is a classic, but I hate it so much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In my day we only had 150 Pokémon to jack off to. I mean one of them was Jigglypuff so it wasn't all bad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I haven't kept up with Pokemon since I was a kid, and even then didn't know much, so I don't know many of them nowadays... So for awhile I legit assumed Salazzle was a non-canon fan made Pokemon designed by r34 artists, based on only ever having seen it in random yiff posts and based on the description seeming way too obviously designed to attract that kind of attention to be a real one

[–] Ragdoll_X 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No Incineroar or Meowscarada. Downvote >:(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

honestly my favorites are a healthy mix of both.

on the left we have Cryogonal, Dodrio, Zygarde and Whiscash.

on the right we have Gardevoir, Lopunny, Goodra and Delphox.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I absolutely, wholly, 100% hate Salazzle. The rest don't bother me, but that one vexes the depths my soul and invokes visceral animosity.