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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Leave the tubed meat paste alone!

[–] SpaceNoodle 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It isn't at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mortadella Philistine

My name is Mortadella Philistine

There's a million meats I haven't seen

Just you wait, just you wait...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.

[–] Bluefruit 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.

[–] Schmuppes 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bologna is just a city in Italy.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 1 year ago

I'll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg

[–] Etterra 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Bologna = mortadella

Oscar Mayer = frankfurter

Sorry that kid was close but it's not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 3 points 1 year ago

And hamburgers are steaks for people who don't like to cut their food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

for flat wursters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn't be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.