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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What kind of dollar store hotdogs are you eating that taste like bologna?

[–] PopularUsername 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn't taste like hotdog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Bologna tastes like bologna of course, but hotdogs don’t have to. They are sometimes the same thing, sometimes not quite with different seasoning and smokiness. Just depends on who makes them. The hotdogs I get are beef, smoked with some mustard flavoring. If you just get generic hotdogs, they probably are the same thing as bologna. I like both, but would probably buy mortadella instead of bologna if available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah bologna is fucking disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Leave the tubed meat paste alone!

[–] SpaceNoodle 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It isn't at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Mortadella Philistine

My name is Mortadella Philistine

There's a million meats I haven't seen

Just you wait, just you wait...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.

[–] Bluefruit 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That's more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.

[–] Etterra 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago

Bologna = mortadella

Oscar Mayer = frankfurter

Sorry that kid was close but it's not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(

[–] Schmuppes 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bologna is just a city in Italy.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 11 months ago

I'll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 3 points 11 months ago

And hamburgers are steaks for people who don't like to cut their food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

for flat wursters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn't be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.