this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.

Fuckin saved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO

[–] Moc 19 points 1 year ago

SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.

(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')

[–] jopepa 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.

Wait

I forget which job I'm at

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mmm... turkey pizza... 🤤

[–] jopepa 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jopepa 2 points 1 year ago

Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed

[–] capt_wolf 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!

...unless it's a work night...

[–] Rooty 6 points 1 year ago

Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.

[–] Ensign_Crab 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You are a pirate.

[–] creditCrazy 4 points 1 year ago

Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep

[–] rez_doggie 3 points 1 year ago

Worst buttpirate ever

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 1 points 1 year ago

Your rules suck