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[–] hi_its_me 93 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Out of curiosity, has there ever been a teardown of one of these to see what kind of snake oil actually powers them?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The first version was actually patented, so we know how that one worked fully. The latest versions are secretive but they still likely measure the same thing.

https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/hubbard-patent.html

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Or given that the device’s purpose is to be a prop for psychological manipulation, the current ones might, rather than simply reading out skin resistance, produce some other value more conducive to that purpose. I’m which case, dumping and disassembling the firmware would be as much a threat to Scientology as dumping slot machine firmware would be to casinos and gambling firms. (True story: someone once did this with a slot machine, proving that it was rigged.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Cabrio 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] hardcoreufo 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly midichlorians make sense compared to episodes 7, 8 and 9.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Although you do realize that technically, if their new versions are not patented then they are considered trade secrets right? If you can get your hands on one and patent it then you have a decent pathway to sue the Church of Scientology for patent infringement.

That would be a fun one to work out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They could get your patent invalidated if they can demonstrate you copied them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I like that fundamental misunderstandings of how the law works can still be found on this website, was my favorite part of reddit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

wouldnt that force them to admit the public patent and all its details are a copy? thus confirming exactly how the device works.....and isnt that something they dont want?

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[–] douglasg14b 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure, and then they either disappear you, or you have an "accident". Or you just so happened to get beaten half to death in the restroom by a "random" act of violence.

Or anything equally as sinister, but to your finances, possessions, loved ones, or life.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can anyone translate this into Dummy please? What is it doing, according to that patent?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s measuring resistance, just like a multimeter can. Basically, it’s measuring how “difficult” it is for electricity to reach from A to B. High quality wire will have low resistance, while something like rubber has a very high resistance. This is basically just measuring resistance and moving a needle back and forth on a meter. It’s an Electrical Engineering 101 class project.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What makes certain people have different measurements? I assume that’s what they’re after in the cult to determine who goes where

[–] comrade19 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our skin layer is about the worst conductor of our bodies but if you have wet salty skin you'll show a higher reading. Maybe that's all the data they need. Maybe they're onto something

[–] CosmicTurtle 26 points 1 year ago

This goes a step further though.

Because they are questioning you while "on the cans", your skin's electrical conductivity will change naturally even if being completely honest. These momentary blips will cause the person conducting the interview to ask you more personal, more intimate questions, with the goal of you over sharing.

Basically they use the flawed technology that is the lie detector and based an entire religion around it.

Honestly not a bad idea, if I'm being completely honest and devoid of human empathy.

[–] cheese_greater 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't there a name for bullshit devices that produce some ouput that has no bearing on what is being tested? Like that device Dee and Charlie use when they are in the superberry MLM on Sunny in Philadelphia. Like, its snake oil but I thought there was a word for that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean? That machine measured stress very accurately and displayed it in standard stress units

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 1 year ago

My biggest issue was the lack of clarity over where one should place their feet. Kinda important

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like a voltmeter set to resistance mode. It can detect small changes in electrical energy and show that change on a meter that moves right for higher resistance, and left for lower resistance. In other words, it's a bunch o' bull crap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So it's a lie detector? Lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think it's just a human detector. Or an anything that touches both contacts detector

[–] RanchOnPancakes 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. And just as meaningful as one. (aka not)

[–] carl_dungeon 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes. Guy on Reddit a few years ago stole one out of a tent where they were giving free readings and did a full tear down. It’s a cheap Chinese ohm meter with a few extra circuits added for fancy dials and lights. It’s basically a movie prop.

Edit: of course it was part of the purge: https://www.reddit.com/r/electronics/comments/8zrlav/detailed_teardown_of_a_scientology_emeter_high/?rdt=44960

[–] hardcoreufo 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I would have loved to see that.

[–] hackitfast 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Given the era, I would suspect more like a single 9 volt battery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I imagine whoever tries gets sued into oblivion faster than John Deere with a farmer fixing his tractor

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might have a solution, just hear me out… what if they just folded their phony religion and left everyone alone? See? Everyone wins!

[–] Cabrio 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck scientology, but honestly, props to Ron. It takes a significant amount of rizz and a good lack of fucks to go from being quoted on how lucrative it would be to start a religion while he was a well known science fiction author, only to make a religion and gain untold wealth.

I mean it's one thing to grift an idiot, but when you tell them to their face that you're going to grift them who's fault is it really?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Problem is when you start grifting kids. They can't exactly consent. Same issue with any religion/grift really. If it's aimed at a child it's abuse.

[–] Treczoks 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Repairing" as in "noticing they don't actually do anything beside measuring resistance like any common multimeter from the DIY shop"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do they even measure resistance? Hold the probes on a multimeter. Tell me how much resistance you're measuring. With my MM I'm registering microohms.

[–] rob_t_firefly 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That just goes to show how important proper training is. Without the right scientology certifications you have no idea how many evil alien ghosts living in your soul those microohms indicate!

[–] XeroxCool 6 points 1 year ago

... Do you mean you're measuring megaohms (M) across your body? Or microohms (u) between probes directly? Or milliohms (m)?

I've wet my finger and measured like 30kOhms across a half inch of skin or so. And if you get into your bloodstream, the salty liquid has very low resistance BUT BUT BUT this will kill you if the probe paths across your heart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I first read about this stuff, it said they were just really sensitive EKG machines. Literally just measuring your pulse.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Zenu forbid everyone finds out their off-the-shelf multimeter from the 70s is just as special and important as their beliefs (not at all).

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Someone should invent an e-meter that's ten times as accurate.

ETA: That might just be a biofeedback device.

[–] rob_t_firefly 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's hard to define concepts like "accuracy" when the basic claim is that the gadget can count the evil dead alien ghosts living in your head to hassle you.

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[–] callmemagnus 23 points 1 year ago

When Scientology is your ally... You're on the bad track

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Not the onion

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It occurs to me the CoS doesn't need a state law preventing outside sources from repairing their gizmos. An intra-church policy will do just fine.

Similarly the Catholic Church doesnt need to impose a state law against third parties making Uriel's®️ Heavy Duty Double-Divine Holy Water for demon huntering and exorcism when an internal ruling will do as well. The same for Uriel's Fastin-EZ quick-transubstantiation communion wafers (available also in chocolate, mint and sweetcream flavors!).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There is a group offering CoS-equivalent services free of charge as a bit of a challenge to it (CoS Lite, CoS Methadone). They do so by acquiring these devices second-hand and I guess maintaining them is needed and the CoS wants to limit their impact by limiting their right to repair the devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Zone_(Scientology)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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