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[–] paddirn 119 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Baldur’s Gate 3 is apparently based on a true story.

[–] thedrivingcrooner 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Baldur's Gate sounds like it's based on Australia tbf

[–] peopleproblems 8 points 2 years ago

I just got to the scary shadow place, and TBH I cant tell the difference

[–] Fedizen 6 points 2 years ago

"Faerun" I'm pretty sure is just a province in australia

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Even Mind Flayers are afraid of living in Australia

[–] elscallr 11 points 2 years ago

Apparently she's yet to undergo ceremorphosis so I wonder what sort of powers she's getting.

[–] ReadyUser31 99 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Ophidascaris robertsi is a roundworm usually found in pythons. The Canberra hospital patient marks the world-first case of the parasite being found in humans.

The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens.

Moral of the story: make sure you wash all the snake shit off your produce and hands before eating.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You don't have to eat a round worm for it to get all up in you. They can enter through the skin on your hands and feet. https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000630.htm

[–] madcaesar 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Gtfo with your nightmare fuel!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well frankly that's on you for going outside.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People in Australia always say that everyone overstated its dangers.

But I think Australians just want us to visit and store more of their mindworms.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Could have been the mind worms all along, "No it's perfectly safe. Please bring your delicious brains to our land"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

It's too bad that the brain doesn't have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it'd even tickle :3

[–] GONADS125 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A past team member of mine had a client who kept telling providers that she "has worms in my brain." Multiple providers discounted the medical relevance of this individual's claims as delusions due to her schizophrenia-spectrum disorder and her low level of function.

My team member fought the providers like hell to get her an fMRI. Well the fMRI showed her brain was riddled with at that point inoperable tumors, and she died not long afterwards.

I'd heard other accounts of similar stories, but that was the first real-world example I had. If I had a client telling me there were ants in his belly, I'm not going to believe that's accurate, but I made damn sure we addressed it with providers.

People can describe physical symptoms in seemingly bizarre ways. Even if the exact scenario they are describing is clearly false, it doesn't mean they aren't experiencing very real physical symptoms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of one of those medical shows where a nonverbal autistic kid keeps trying to tell everyone he's got worms in his eyes but he can only tell them by drawing the worms so it just looks like a bunch of squiggly lines on paper.

Or shutter island when DiCaprio is talking about his dead wife saying she had a bug in her brain before going crazy and killing their kids.

[–] GONADS125 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I remember that! I'm pretty sure that was an episode of House.

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[–] SaakoPaahtaa 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn this a bad memory

Chomp :)

Hey thanks buddy have some thought juice to go along with that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Therapy-worm just munching away on all your trauma.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I felt that just by reading it, thank you very much.

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[–] spittingimage 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fuck's sake. I always thought brain worms was one of my irrational fears.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love this bit, best news article in ages

That poor patient, she was so courageous and wonderful,” Senanayake said. “You don’t want to be the first patient in the world with a roundworm found in pythons and we really take our hats off to her. She’s been wonderful.

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[–] GladiusB 16 points 2 years ago

That's what the worms want you to think

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[–] Pat12 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens."

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[–] PP_BOY_ 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Takes "touch grass" to a new level

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Excuse me while I boil my food for a half hour.

[–] slazer2au 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never change Australia. Unless you want to become more deadly.

[–] Custoslibera 9 points 2 years ago

You probably didn’t intend it but ‘deadly’ is also a word used in the Aboriginal community to mean something is good or awesome.

So this works on two levels.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sizzler 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

And she hasn't transformed into a mindflayer? She should harness her Illithid powers. The Absolute's clearly chosen her as a True Soul.

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 2 years ago

I've never been to Australia, and yet this explains so much about me.

[–] bazus1 13 points 2 years ago

so, can we make this a "in world-last discovery"?

[–] tallwookie 11 points 2 years ago

of course it was Australia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The world is burning, I got worms in my brains

I guess Ashnikko wasn't being metaphorical with that line in Worms.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lol, if this was in America the lady would have been charged a billion dollars!

[–] BetaDoggo_ 7 points 2 years ago

Brain worms are a preexisting condition not covered by insurance.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are we sure it wasnt a brain slug?

[–] Drivebyhaiku 7 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure that's a yeerk friend. Brain slugs attach to the brain through the skull where they mount from the outside and they have little antenna.

Anybody remember what flavor of instant oatmeal you use against yeerks by any chance? I need to make a run to the store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is news? I've had brainworms for years.

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