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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's the United States of America, so it has an R.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's a lot of r's.

[–] AA5B 18 points 1 year ago

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN. BEEP BEEP BERP. I AM HUMAN TOO. I CAN RECITE AN ENDLESS LIST OF FACTS LIKE ANY HUMAN.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(This list is not recognized in china)

[–] Buddahriffic 4 points 1 year ago

OP's invitation to Xi's birthday bash has been rescinded.

[–] C4ptFuture 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Arsenal4ever 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It is the response I dreamt of for this sub. I just kept laughing. I also think this was generated by an AI.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nope, I used Vim to process the first text file I found from a Google search. LLMs are actually pretty bad at this kind of thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

See: "No country in Africa starts with K" meme

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 year ago

If it was generated by AI, they would all have the letter R in them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These are ge many countries without an "r", Sir!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“No way” is Norway without an R

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Norway - r = ?

+r = +r

No way = ? + r

Now I'm stuck.

[–] APassenger 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

[–] grabyourmotherskeys 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why people say Chicargo.

[–] APassenger 4 points 1 year ago

Warshington is what happens when you do integration.

Same with Chicargo, I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you add r to both sides you are left with "Norway" on the left, not "no way", since you previously had a "-r" there.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke doesn't work in Australian English.

[–] justhach 1 points 1 year ago
[–] justhach 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This was funny until I had to think of at least a dozen countries before I could remember one with and R in it lol.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

Ye man, cool.

[–] innkeeper 5 points 1 year ago

Dude...stop it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What a punchline...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's now Ussia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kenya ligma CDs nut balls!

[–] megabite 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 1 year ago

*Dominican Epublic

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago