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Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Arsenal4ever to c/dadjokes

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and I yelled no way.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

            
              Afghanistan
Åland Islands
Albania
Angola
Anguilla
Bahamas
Bangladesh
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Bolivia
Botswana
Bouvet Island
Cambodia
Canada
Cayman Islands
Chad
Chile
China
Cocos
Colombia
Congo - Kinshasa
Cook Islands
Cuba
Czechia
Djibouti
Dominica
Egypt
Estonia
Eswatini
Ethiopia
Falkland Islands
Fiji
Finland
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guadeloupe
Guam
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Isle of Man
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kuwait
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Mayotte
Mexico
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Mozambique
Namibia
Nepal
New Caledonia
New Zealand
Niue
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Philippines
Poland
Samoa
Senegal
Seychelles
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Sudan
Spain
St. Helena
St. Kitts & Nevis
St. Lucia
Sudan
Sweden
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Togo
Tokelau
Tonga
Tunisia
Tuvalu
U.S. Outlying Islands
Uganda
United Kingdom
United States
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Vatican City
Venezuela
Vietnam
Wallis & Futuna
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe


            
          

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's the United States of America, so it has an R.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's a lot of r's.

[–] AA5B 18 points 1 year ago

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN. BEEP BEEP BERP. I AM HUMAN TOO. I CAN RECITE AN ENDLESS LIST OF FACTS LIKE ANY HUMAN.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(This list is not recognized in china)

[–] Buddahriffic 4 points 1 year ago

OP's invitation to Xi's birthday bash has been rescinded.

[–] C4ptFuture 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy wins.

[–] Arsenal4ever 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It is the response I dreamt of for this sub. I just kept laughing. I also think this was generated by an AI.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nope, I used Vim to process the first text file I found from a Google search. LLMs are actually pretty bad at this kind of thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

See: "No country in Africa starts with K" meme

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 year ago

If it was generated by AI, they would all have the letter R in them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These are ge many countries without an "r", Sir!